when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:
- fuck you
Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?
I like this version much better.